Hot summer day but nowhere to cool down? Why not crack open a fire hydrant? Johnny Law might not want you to do it, but he should have thought about that before putting one of these on every corner!

Around the country, people beat the heat by opening up a fire hydrant and bathing themselves in the (likely deeply unclean) water. In this video, it’s unclear if our guy is a professional who needs the water for a fire, or if he’s just a fella who wants to have a good time in the summer sun. No matter what motivated him to try to open this thing, he failed miserably.